Le Stack

Really close KOTD battle! Chedda Cheese from Calgary versus Henry Bowers from Sweden. I thought Chedda was going to win, and I really thought he should have come out on top. Both dudes were on their shit, but I think Chedda Cheese edged out the 1st and 3rd at least: 

“People always confuse Switzerland with Sweden, and he takes it as a dis / One mistake is all it takes to get him pissed / So the only thing that Chedda has in common with the way that you exist / Is that neither of us like to be mistaken for the Swiss” -Chedda Cheese 

“I don’t care when your pitiful CD drops / Cut the ridiculous mop / Looking like a degenerate ZZ Top / Chilling at King of the Dot” -Chedda Cheese 

“Organik, I already battled Charron, so I’m thinking maybe you being mean / ‘Cause how many bars do you expect me to write about a Canadian geeky teen?” -Henry Bowers 

“You took a little bit of Tricky P and a whole lot of Charron / And you came up with a style and you call it your own” -Henry Bowers 

“He compared me to Charron, so now I’ll blaze this dude / ‘Cause he disgraced you too, so this is deja-vu” -Chedda Cheese

“My syllables seem to carry / I’m sick of this Swedish fairy / Who’s thinking this Swede is scary? / You’re sweeter than Swedish Berries” -Chedda Cheese 

“You won a couple of battles, and now you’re sort of amped / Going around thinking that you’re some sort of champ / Well I’m thinking you’re not, ‘cause here’s a thing you forgot / You ain’t no King of the Dot, just king of pimples and spots” -Henry Bowers 

“No one in your country really knows you for your raps, come clean / ‘Til today you’ve been living in the back, unseen / So to Canada you’re only known as that one Swede / Who’d be nothing without Toronto, Mats Sundin / My rhythm rattles your dome like it’s supposed to / I’ve got that compatible flow, your shit is old school / So leave the battles alone, you suck at rap as a whole / I’m in a class of my own like I was home-schooled” -Chedda Cheese 

“I’m shredding this cheddar, don’t care if you thinking he’s nicer / ‘Cause I’m from Scandinavia, home of the cheese slicer” -Henry Bowers